Happy birthday to Flavor Flav, born and named William Jonathan Drayton, Jr., 57 years ago today.
There’s a strange nexus between Flavor Flav and the Fox “News” Channel which requires further explanation.
This was the kind of job the Not Now Silly Newsroom was made for and I set out to get this wacky story confirmed or denied.
It took a while, but I finally got Flavor Flav ON THE RECORD concerning this rumour. He denied wholeheartedly that he ever dated the ex-wife of the Falafel King, but it certainly made him laugh. It made me laugh, too. Still does.
My Freedom of Information requests from the City of Miami are beginning to add up, not to mention all the other costs of researching systemic racism and corruption in Coconut Grove