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TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?
Christian Tea Party Terrorist Claims 2nd Amendment
Authority To Shoot President Obama!
‘Stand your ground’ moves to Ohio Senate
Police find 12-gauge, rifle, and more than 100
rounds at George Zimmerman’s girlfriend’s home
Why George Zimmerman Was Arrested
Immediately When He Abused A White Woman
The Curious Case Of George Zimmerman’s Public Defender
FREE THE WEED:
Pot smokers warned: think twice
before crossing U.S. border
Canadians heading south to sample
legal marijuana should not expect
a warm welcome at the border
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Task force to compile database
in Detroit blight fight
Thieves target massive water
tower at Packard Plant in Detroit
Torched: Jefferson Ave’s Historic Somerset Apartments
Video: The Diego Rivera Murals As You’ve Never Seen Them
FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS:
Ed Schultz Blasts Fox’s ‘Steve Douchey,’ Cavuto
for Claiming Iran Deal Distraction from Obamacare
Sarah Palin Snubs Bill O’Reilly?!
Fox Host: Obamacare is worse than Katrina
or the Iraq War because it touches more lives
I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS:
‘Ghost-hunters’ allegedly burn down historic Louisiana plantation
HAITIAN HATE IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC:
Dominicans expel 244 Haitians over border killings
IN LGBT NEWS:
The Very Gay History of the Almost Lost
Tradition of the Sunday Tea Dance
CRACKED MAYOR CORNER:
Blair must explain why police didn’t arrest Rob Ford
Why did police sit back and watch the mayor for months while he repeatedly met with an alleged dealer and apparently took curious packages from him?
Drunken Mayor Goes Bonkers After Being Arrested by
His Own Police Force
CRACKED CORNER:
Atheist drops golfer’s sponsorship over fears
Ted Cruz, Glenn Beck could taint business
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck
LAWSUIT DU JOUR:
Yuliana Avalos, Miami Bikini Model, Sues
Match.com For $1.5 Billion Over Stolen Photos
PERFECT FOR THE NUCLEAR FAMILY:
This House Has A Massive Door Going To The Basement.
When You See What’s Down There, You’ll Get It.
ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:
VIDEO DU JOUR
Brian Wilson, Frank Zappa & Graham Nash Go Inside Pop
Fascinating 1967 film lifts the lid on “the strange and compelling scene called ‘pop music’”.
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