The daily collecting of Headlines Du Jour is a tricky thing. Not Now Silly sends its interns and parolees out into the innertubes, each provisioned with scissors and a wicker basket. They carefully cut out the headlines and place them respectfully into the basket. Only when their basket is full are they allowed to return for food and water. Now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.
STOP THE INSANITY:
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:
IN LBGT NEWS:
TRUE STORY: THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD!
I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:
THE FALAFEL KING SAYS:
Simulations back up theory that Universe is a hologram
A ten-dimensional theory of gravity makes the same predictions as standard quantum physics in fewer dimensions.
My Freedom of Information requests from the City of Miami are beginning to add up, not to mention all the other costs of researching systemic racism and corruption in Coconut Grove