Eric Bolling Is A Dick ► Fox “News” Snark

UPDATE: Eric “Bully Boy” Bolling has now been suspended from Fox “News” pending the outcome of an internal investigation. Earlier story: Uh oh! News broke overnight that Eric “Bully Boy” Bolling — who does double-duty on Fox “News” as pugilist and racist — has been sending out dick pics. Like, Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly … Continue reading Eric Bolling Is A Dick ► Fox “News” Snark

The Depths of Stupidity ► Chow Mein and Bolling 14

Unretouched pic of Bully Boy Bolling, aka Eric Bolling, taken directly from my tee vee screen It’s been a while since I’ve written about Bully Boy Bolling, the pugnacious Fox “News” fireplug with the big mouth. It’s not that there hasn’t been anything to write about because Eric Bolling, as he is known to the … Continue reading The Depths of Stupidity ► Chow Mein and Bolling 14

Bully Boy Bolling Believes Bullshit Baffles Brains

GRRRR!!! It was an epic battle this morning on Fox and Friends as Geraldo Rivera and Bully Boy Bolling battled it out over the tragedy in Benghazi on September 11, 2012. Let’s not forget — as Geraldo clearly has not — that on September 12th, Fox “News” was already politicizing the deaths in the Benghazi … Continue reading Bully Boy Bolling Believes Bullshit Baffles Brains

Chow Mein and Bolling ► A Correction

I made a massive error in Chow Mein and Bolling 11, published earlier today. I take full blame for the screw-up and will not attempt to wriggle away from my culpability in any way whatsoever. Furthermore, I sincerely apologize to my readers who expect honesty and accuracy in my reporting, especially when it concerns Fox … Continue reading Chow Mein and Bolling ► A Correction

A Banner Day For Bully Boy Bolling ► Chow Mein and Bolling 11

How can you tell when Bully Boy Bolling is being CRAZY? Either his mouth is open, or it’s not. It was a banner day for Bully Boy Bolling, as the loud-mouthed, conspiracy-mongering, The Five Fool™ managed to make the Media Matters Wall of Shame™ four separate times yesterday. I’m not sure that’s ever been done … Continue reading A Banner Day For Bully Boy Bolling ► Chow Mein and Bolling 11

Chow Mein and Bolling 10 ► Ignorant And Proud Of It

Unretouched pic of Bully Boy Bolling taken by me directly from my tee vee It’s not JUST that Bully Boy Bolling is an ignorant Bully Boy. It’s that he’s so proud of being an ignorant Bully Boy.  What’s more: his ignorance is not just limited to the Fox “News” arguefest The Five, still the worst … Continue reading Chow Mein and Bolling 10 ► Ignorant And Proud Of It

Chow Mein and Bolling 9 ► A Vice Presidential Debate Review

Put down Bully Boy Bolling as another bullshit artist from Fox “News” who didn’t much like Vice President Joe Biden’s debate performance.  The so called “Fair and Balanced” network has spent plenty of time since the end of the debate alleging Biden was drunk, rude, disrespectful, an unhinged cranky old man, and even attacked him … Continue reading Chow Mein and Bolling 9 ► A Vice Presidential Debate Review

Chow Mein and Bolling ► A Musical Interlude

Unretouched photo of Bully Boy Bolling taken off my tee vee screen I get email. Several people have asked me me how I came up with such an odd name for a series that (quite rightly) skewers Bully Boy Bolling for being the supreme asshole that he is. While I explained in the first episode … Continue reading Chow Mein and Bolling ► A Musical Interlude

Chow Mein and Bolling 8 ► Bully Boy Bolling: Hypocrite

Unretouched photo of Bully Boy Bolling taken directly from my tee vee screen It’s become something of a truism that if you find Bully Boy Bolling taking a stand on something, you can probably find him taking the opposite position at some time in the past. He’s like Mendacious Mitt Romney that way. Lately he … Continue reading Chow Mein and Bolling 8 ► Bully Boy Bolling: Hypocrite

Bully Boy Bolling Is A Coward ► Chow Mein and Bolling 7

Unretouched pic of Bully Boy Bolling taken right off my tee vee screen Like most bullies, Bully Boy Bolling has proven himself to be a supreme coward — and one with a thin skin to boot. The other day he tweeted at me how disinterested he was in my Chow Mein and Bolling series, but … Continue reading Bully Boy Bolling Is A Coward ► Chow Mein and Bolling 7