Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, March 14, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s all relative, but Albert Einstein would have been 135 years old today, had he not died in 1955. He loved the Headlines Du Jour in yesteryear’s space-time:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Eight More Couples Sue Florida to Recognize Gay Marriages From Other States

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Sex charge dropped; state
says ex-coach entrapped

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Jim Brown Says Slavery
Wasn’t So Bad. And That’s
Bad News for the GOP

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

Christie to Town Hall
Hecklers: ‘Sit Down and
Keep Quiet or Get Out!’

FREE THE WEED!!!

Seth Rogen Rattles Off Many of the
Celebs with Whom He’s Smoked Weed

Legislation legalizing
marijuana in Maryland killed

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hundreds of Belgians flock to
glowing Virgin Mary statue

Noah ‘won respect of animals by fighting them’

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Blasts Russell Simmons for Being ‘Too Frightened to Answer’ Questions

TV Host Bill O’Reilly: Beyonce’s ‘Partition’ Video May Cause ‘Unwanted Pregnancies’

Hey, Bill O’Reilly and David Gergen! You
Should Really Hear Abe Lincoln’s Fart Joke

Fox News has an “Angry Grandpa” freakout:
Obama is making them irrelevant

O’Reilly’s upset that Democrats can reach young non-cable
viewers because it’s dooming his network — and his party

IN OUTER SPACE:

ESO’s Very Large Telescope spots largest yellow hypergiant star

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Happy Birthday, Albert!!!

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