Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday August 2, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today Peter O’Toole would be celebrating his birthday if he hadn’t had the misfortune of dying last December. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

WHAT SCARES THE RIGHT WING??? EVERYTHING!!!

THE HOMOPHONE AGENDA:

FREE THE WEED!!!

So-called Prince of Pot gives 1st interview
to CBC since release from U.S. prison

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

One court sent him to prison for shooting
a woman. Another set him free over bad
police work. Was the NRA’s top lawyer
railroaded — or a bad guy with a gun?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOBBY BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Host Lists A “Ton Of Proof” That
Obama “Might Qualify For Impeachment”

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