Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a Jew was stirring
Not even a meshugenah in a crushed velvet suit. . .
Welcome to the All Christmas edition of Headlines Du Jour.
I GOTCHER PHONY WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE!!!
9 reasons Fox News thinks there’s a war on Christmas
Fox thinks Christianity is under attack, thanks to non-
white Santas, freedom of speech and the word “holiday”
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