Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Hello there, Headliners. Celebrating a birthday today is Jazz pianist and singer, Hazel Scott. She knew a few things about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

THE G IN GOP STANDS FOR GAH!


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

“This is everyday USA behind me,” [Lee County Sheriff Mike] Scott said on Sunday as he was standing front of the crime scene.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CLIVEN BUNDY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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