I’ve been following Bully Boy Bolling for quite a while. I was there to review The Five on his very first The Five show. I stand by everything I wrote. It’s still the worst show on tee vee. “Some people say” that it beats all other cable news shows in the universe. “Some people say” that makes my assessment wrong then and doubly wrong now.
All the reasons why The Five is the worst show on tee vee is a subject I’ve covered many times at NewsHounds. Nothing has changed with the show since then, so I won’t repeat myself. However, I’ve decided to launch a new series called Chew Mein and Bolling, or an Eric “Bullshit” Bolling Watch, because someone has to keep an eye on this Mofo.
Bolling really says some amazing shit. Chow Mein and Bolling is a place to document it.
At any given moment the The Bolling Beauties™ feed will consist almost entire of his sycophants retweeting his boneheaded idiocy. Above is a live feed from which I’ll cull gems from week to week.
Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will be stupid shit Eric Bolling has said on facebook, like these clever bon mots from today.
He must be testing material for today’s show. Anyone feel like betting
$10,000.00 that he drops a variation of one of those turds on today’s
And, if I ever figure out how to edit video, the very stupid shit he says on The Five that Fox “News” never puts online. Of the hour show, Fox “News” only ever posts one segment. Hopefully, Chow Mein and Bolling will be “all the Bolling, all the time!”
All the justification needed for this new series:
The only way to take
is out of context.
Meanwhile here’s the original Chow Mein and Bowling, after which this new series is lovingly named … until Mike Nesmith sues me:
Don’t forget to tune in to our next episode of Chow Mein and Bolling, whenever I write one.
Chow Mein and Bolling is a leisure time activity of The Fox News Spin Cycle.