Mitt Romney Is A Spineless Wimp Who Would Do Anything Or Say Anything To Become President

Mitt Romney wearing his “magic underwear.”
There’s a lot to dislike about Mitt Romney. However, at the top of the list is the fact that the
Etch-A-Sketch candidate has no backbone. This week Mittens threw his own spokesman on security
issues under the bus. Richard Grenell was the subject of a Reich Wing Freak Out because he’s…shhh!… a homo,
who lives as an openly Gay man.  There
was the usual
shitstorm with the usual suspects
, including Bryan Fischer, of the horrible
Family Association
, known nationwide for its intolerance. Mittens reacted
to the controversy by asking Grenell to seek other employment.
Here’s the real joke, tho’. When Fischer found out Grenell
had been fired, he called it a “huge
” for the religious right. Then, the very next day, Fischer did his own pivot and started criticizing Romney for listening to him in the first place:
[I]f Mitt Romney can
be pushed around, intimidated, coerced, coopted by a conservative radio talk
show host in Middle America, then how is he going to stand up to the Chinese?
How is he going to stand up to Putin? How is he going to stand up to North Korea if
he can be pushed around by a yokel like me?

About Headly Westerfield

Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.