Hello, Headliners. Today’s birthday boy is Egbert Roscoe Murrow, aka Edward R. Murrow. who read a lot of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear: 1792 – Highwayman Nicolas J. Pelletier becomes the first person executed by guillotine. 1792 – La Marseillaise (the French national anthem) is composed by Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle. 1846 – Thornton … Continue reading Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 25, 2014
It’s Friday the 13th and the Not Now Silly news interns have been toiling all night long in the darkest recesses of the internet, collecting only the must scrumptious headlines for your reading pleasure. So, here are today’s unlucky Headlines Du Jour. BEST HEADLINE OF THE MONTH: U.S. Charity Revealed As Buyer Of Hopi Masks, … Continue reading Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, December 13, 2013
While you were sleeping the Now Now Silly news team was wandering up and down, back and forth, throughout the entire internet to gather nothing but the best in headlines. Only when they return are they finally fed their one meal a day. But don’t be concerned for them because it’s time for today’s Headlines … Continue reading Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, December 12, 2013
Fox “News” logo used without permission It’s the perfect set of bookends documented in this week’s edition of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle. It begins with a continuation of the Bob-Costas-and-guns-kerfuffle from last week and ends with Fox “News” clinging to its guns and religion. In between there was a mall shooting, Susan Rice withdrew … Continue reading The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 30
Bizarro is owned by DC Comics This SPECIAL ELECTION EDITION of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle is being compiled the day prior to the election. It’s been an intense several months. The closer we got to the election, the faster the so-called “news” network has had to spin in order to WHITEwash for Mendacious Mitt. It … Continue reading The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 24
Bizarro World is owned by DC Comics Put on your hip-waders and strap some rockets to your back, it’s time to take another trip to Bizarro World. The Fox “News” Spin Cycle collates the nonsense from Fox “News” and spits it right back atcha, filled with snark! We here at the Fox “News” Spin Cycle … Continue reading Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Nineteen
Bizarro is owned by DC Comics Here’s what was learned in this edition of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle: Bully Boy Bolling proved, once again, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is not “Fair and Balanced,” in case you were wondering. He also proved he has too much time on his hands and … Continue reading The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Fourteen
Bizarro is owned by DC Comics Here we go again. This edition of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle begins early Tuesday morning and ends after First Lady Michelle Obama delivered her stem-winder of a speech. One thing that it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt is Laura Ingraham has far too much time on … Continue reading The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Lucky Thirteen
Bizarro is owned by DC Comics Scooping up the latest in the Fox “News” Spin Cycle. This latest in my popular series doesn’t even include the day after the night before of the final night of the Republican National Convention. No WHITEwash, or mouthwash, can get the taste of Clint Eastwood Crazy™ out of the … Continue reading The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Eleven
Bizarro is owned by DC Comics At the rate Fox “News” is spinning in order to WHITEwash for the Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan Republican ticket, I may have to start updating The Fox “News” Spin Cycle twice a day, as opposed to just once a day. However, to be fair, it was the first … Continue reading The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Ten