The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode One
Bizarro is owned by DC Comics
Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

For the last little while I have been collecting some of the propaganda sent out by Fox “News” over its facebook feeds. The Fox “News” Spin Cycle™ has been on overdrive lately in its attempt to WHITEwash Mittens Romney. It’s as if they live in an alternate reality. Oh, wait, they do!!! It’s as if we have all landed in Bizarro World, which is where all Fox “News” viewers live; an alternate reality where facts are meaningless and belief in the fear-mongering bullshit they are fed. Clearly they live by the Bizarro Code. Here are just a few of the most egregious and/or funny, depending on your point of view:

Once Harry Reid started asking for Mitten’s tax returns, he was ripe for a Fox “News” attack.

Angry BLACK man, be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!!

When Mitten not releasing his tax returns became the issue, it was time to attack Jay Carney.

Did you know that when they opened Al Capone’s vault, they found President Obama?

Bully Boy Bolling sends out a lot of crap. All he need do is squeeze his head.

Not mentioned: He laid his chicken feed in front of two lesbians
and made remarks that made them both uncomfortable.

This from the so-called “news” network that invented mind-numbing claims.

Of course he wasn’t by any stretch of the imagination, but you gotta love the imagery.

As opposed to the Mittens Romney plan, which is to
repeal Obamacare on Day One so no one has it.

Bernie Goldberg is Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly’s go-to guy for attacking
the so-called left-wing media, which is another demonstrably false lie.

This is, of course, a total distortion of what was said. The President mentioned it in passing
and didn’t complain about it. Angry BLACK man? Be afraid!!! Be very afraid!!!

If anyone knows lies, it’s Fox “News” because this is another lie. Yet, somehow they
never seem to cover the lies that come out of Mendacious Mitt’s own mouth.

No one has held Big Banks feet to the fire like this administration and it ain’t over yet.

Fox “News” started the “You didn’t build that” lie with deceptively edited video.
Mendacious Mitt was happy to run with it and is still using this demonstrably false meme.

And why would they? The “killing woman” lie is a deliberately misleading
reading of the advert and the question is based on this false framing.
Playing to its Hate Homos crowd, Fox “News” continues its Chicken Shit cultural war.

Stay tuned for more reports from Bizarro World the Fox “News” Spin Cycle™. As we get closer to the election, the lies will be coming fast and furious.


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Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.