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Today’s birthday belongs to Spike Milligan, Comedy genius. He knew a few things about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

• 73 – Masada, a Jewish fortress, falls to the Romans after several months of siege, ending the Great Jewish Revolt.
• 1521 – Protestant Reformation: Martin Luther‘s first appearance before the Diet of Worms to be examined by the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V and the other estates of the empire.
• 1818 – The United States Senate ratifies the Rush–Bagot Treaty, establishing the border with Canada.
• 1862 – American Civil War: The District of Columbia Compensated Emancipation Act, a bill ending slavery in the District of Columbia, becomes law.





• 1881 – In Dodge City, Kansas, Bat Masterson fights his last gun battle.
• 1910 – The oldest existing indoor ice hockey arena still used for the sport in the 21st century, Boston Arena, opens for the first time.




• 1912 – Harriet Quimby becomes the first woman to fly an airplane across the English Channel.




• 1917 – Vladimir Lenin returns to Petrograd, Russia from exile in Switzerland.




• 1919 – Mohandas Gandhi organizes a day of “prayer and fasting” in response to the killing of Indian protesters in the Jallianwala Bagh massacre by the British colonial troops three days earlier.
• 1941 – Bob Feller of the Cleveland Indians throws the only Opening Day no-hitter in the history of Major League Baseball, beating the Chicago White Sox 1–0.
• 1947 – Bernard Baruch coins the term “Cold War” to describe the relationship between the United States and the Soviet Union.
• 1961 – In a nationally broadcast speech, Cuban leader Fidel Castro declares that he is a Marxist–Leninist and that Cuba is going to adopt Communism.




• 1962 – Walter Cronkite takes over as the lead news anchor of the CBS Evening News, during which time he would become “the most trusted man in America”.




• 1963 – Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. pens his Letter from Birmingham Jail while incarcerated in Birmingham, Alabama for protesting against segregation.
• 1990 – The “Doctor of Death”, Jack Kevorkian, participates in his first assisted suicide.
• 1995 – George W. Bush names April 16 as Selena Day in Texas, after she was killed two weeks earlier.

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