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TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:
Texas campus cop empties gun on unarmed student: ‘Oh, you’re gonna shoot me?’
CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:
Founding Fathers’ Words Reveal 2nd
Amendment Was… To Preserve Slavery?
AT&T rejects ‘transparency report’ shareholder
demand; FBI can secretly turn your laptop camera on
WHAT’S THIS YOUNGER GENERATION COMING TO?
Student expelled after threatening to kill, cook classmate
SOCIAL MEDIA:
Facebook Considers Adding
a ‘Sympathize’ Button
For when you’ve seen something … but can’t ‘like’ it.
ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:
Westboro Baptists ‘booking flights’ for Johannesburg to protest Mandela’s funeral
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
What Ruin Porn Means to a City Rebuilding Itself
CRACK MAYOR CORNER:
You think Ford is bad?
Get a grip. He’s hardly the only
mayor to have disgraced his office
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:
Rock ‘n’ roll rip-off:
Failed rockstar, big spender
TODAY IN FOX “NEWS”
Surprising Friendship Between Norwegian Dog And Wild Fox
OH! CANADA!!!
Potentially damaging Jackpine oilsands
mine expansion OK’d by Ottawa
Environment minister says negative environmental
effect is ‘justified in the circumstances’
Harper, tell the truth
Stephen Harper may be about to become the Richard Nixon of Canada.
John Ivison: As PM prepares for Israel trip, speculation
abounds: Will he resign after he returns?
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