Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, November 25, 2013

Good morning, sleepyheads. While you were sleeping the Not Now Silly interns traveled the width and breadth of the interwebs in order to bring back today’s Headlines Du Jour. So, pour yourself a cup’o’joe and read what’s new in your world.

TODAY’S TOP HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Conrad Murray: I Held Michael Jackson’s Penis Every Night

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:


Texas cop arrested for handcuffing and
raping 19-year-old at traffic stop

Police Called, Man arrested, cuffed after
using Legal 2.00 Dollar bills at Best Buy

POLITICS? AGAIN?

GOP Stoops Even Lower: Senator Accuses
Obama of Using Iran Deal to Distract from ACA

10 Questions Every Liberal Should Ask Every Republican


MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

See Why More Than 2.6 Million Viewers
Watched This Dance-Off At The Palace

► I remember passing this place. Pops had a store just up Livernois at Outer Drive ◄
Detroit dry cleaners retains link to JFK tragedy
Detroit business previously owned by the brother of Oswald’s killer bears scars of time, crime

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS:

Megyn Kelly’s ‘Pledge Of Allegiance’ Controversy Fizzles!

CRACK CORNER:

Rob Ford: The inside story of the police investigation
Probing the mayor has been a delicate task for Toronto police. The Star gets a
peek at how they’ve handled the changing phases of an extraordinary probe.

SNL skit show makes light of Rob Ford

The multifarious ballads of Rob Ford

Part of Sarah Palin’s “Reload” campaign, released before Gabby Giffords was shot.

CRACKED CORNER:

Palin: Filibuster reform a conspiracy to stop talk of big government at Thanksgiving dinner

Palin: God ‘blessed’ with me a platform on Fox News to defend myself

Sarah Palin Doubles Down On Comparing Federal Debt To Human Slavery

CRACKPOT CORNER:

The Audacity of Dope:
Ted Cruz Claims Democrats Poisoned The Atmosphere of the Senate

RELIGION CORNER:

Imagine the right’s religion

SCIENCE CORNER:

Unprecedented neutrino discovery is a “Nobel Prize in the making”

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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