Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, May 24, 2014

Hello there, Headliners!!! Let’s spark one up for birthday boy Tommy Chong, who turns 76 today. Among other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:

Without any further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PRIORITIES”

THE GOP BOLDFACED LIE DU JOUR:

IN LGBT NEWS:

IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT,
‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

DISGUSTING ALLEN WEST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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