Following yesterday’s insurrection by the Not Now Silly interns, let’s just say you’ll never see or hear from them again. A brand new team of interns were hired, trained, and sent out overnight to collect today’s Headlines Du Jour.
BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:
Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming
LGBT NEWS:
LGBT activist reported missing
In Striking Down Utah’s Gay Marriage
Ban, Judge Gives Scalia Big Bear Hug
When Having Condoms Gets You Arrested
Wall Street Journal Op-Ed Bemoans The
End Of White Rule In The United States
Barry Diller’s PR Exec Fired After AIDS Tweet Outrage
CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:
Pennsylvania Supreme Court Says It’s Unconstitutional For Gas Companies
to Frack Wherever They Want
THE ROB FORD DEFENSE DIDN’T WORK FOR HIM:
General in Charge of U.S. Nukes Fired for Drunken Escapades in Russia
STING NOWHERE TO BE FOUND:
Message in a bottle found 54 years later in Canadian Arctic
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:
Colorado school shooting plot by two
teenage students thwarted: cops
RELIGION CORNER:
Right-Wing Group Seeks Help Rewriting the Bible Because It’s Not Conservative Enough
VIDEO DU JOUR:
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