Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Úrsula Hilaria Celia de la Caridad Cruz Alfonso de la Santísima Trinidad, who, as Celia Cruz, was also known as “The Queen of Salsa Music.” She died in 2003, but recently made Headlines Du Jour for a tee vee series being made on her life. Here are other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

LIFE IS LIKE EBOLA CHERRIES:

MORE OF THAT GOP OUTREACH:

Even though they promise to do so, again and again.

GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

TODAY IN UNIONISM:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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