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STILL COVERING UP FOR BUSH’S WAR:
Exclusive: US blocks publication of
Chilcot’s report on how Britain
went to war with Iraq
WHAT THE FRACK???
Mayor Calvin Tillman Leaves Dish, Texas
Fearing ‘Fracking’ Effects On Family’s Health
WHAT THE FROCK???
Prosecutor warns of a mafia threat against Pope Francis
Exclusive: Grosse Pointe cops film, humiliate black people
FROM OUTER SPACE:
Potentially Dazzling Comet ISON Now Visible to Naked Eye After Outburst
THE LATEST IN FOX “NEWS” NEWS:
Rebekah Brooks Was Hacked by Her Own Tabloid
THE LATEST ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT A CRIME:
Boston Boondoggle Hearing Postponed Until
Next Week as Internet Criticism Grows
Blogger threatened with 10-year prison sentence
for posting public official’s phone number
CRACK CORNER:
Robot Butt Developed By Dr. Benjamin Lok:
The Cutting Edge Of ‘Rear-search’?
Joseph Small Puts Fire Hose In Butt, Causes General Mayhem
CRACKED CORNER:
They Came to Adore Her: A Night in Bethlehem with Sarah Palin’s Fans
CRACK MAYOR CORNER:
TODAY’S TOTALLY ACCURATE QUOTE FROM TORONTO MAYOR ROB FORD:
“Oh, and the last thing was (former staff member) Olivia Gondek. It says that I wanted to eat her pussy. I’ve never said that in my life to her; I would never do that. I’m happily married, I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thanks very much.”
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford apologises for oral-sex remarks
Rob Ford’s ‘strength of character’ is just the pathology talking: DiManno
The public may be reeling from new and worse revelations inflicted by the man
himself, but the mayor will adamantly not collect his bobblehead dolls and leave.
RELIGION CORNER:
Study: Jesus’ Crucifixion Was Legal
A legal scholar says Christ got a fair trial and crucifixion was not unusual for the time
VIDEO DU JOUR:
‘Doctor Who’ 50th: John Hurt’s character name confirmed
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