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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, November 26, 2013

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TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Christian Tea Party Terrorist Claims 2nd Amendment
Authority To Shoot President Obama!

STAND YOUR GROUND:

‘Stand your ground’ moves to Ohio Senate

Police find 12-gauge, rifle, and more than 100
rounds at George Zimmerman’s girlfriend’s home

Why George Zimmerman Was Arrested
Immediately When He Abused A White Woman

The Curious Case Of George Zimmerman’s Public Defender

FREE THE WEED:

Pot smokers warned: think twice
before crossing U.S. border

Canadians heading south to sample
legal marijuana should not expect
a warm welcome at the border


ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Task force to compile database
in Detroit blight fight

Thieves target massive water
tower at Packard Plant in Detroit

Torched: Jefferson Ave’s Historic Somerset Apartments

Video: The Diego Rivera Murals As You’ve Never Seen Them

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS:

Ed Schultz Blasts Fox’s ‘Steve Douchey,’ Cavuto
for Claiming Iran Deal Distraction from Obamacare

Sarah Palin Snubs Bill O’Reilly?!

Fox Host: Obamacare is worse than Katrina
or the Iraq War because it touches more lives


I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS:

‘Ghost-hunters’ allegedly burn down historic Louisiana plantation

The Ghost In The Machine

HAITIAN HATE IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC:

Dominicans expel 244 Haitians over border killings


IN LGBT NEWS:

The Very Gay History of the Almost Lost
Tradition of the Sunday Tea Dance


CRACKED MAYOR CORNER:

Blair must explain why police didn’t arrest Rob Ford
Why did police sit back and watch the mayor for months while he repeatedly met with an alleged dealer and apparently took curious packages from him?

 
Drunken Mayor Goes Bonkers After Being Arrested by
His Own Police Force

CRACKED CORNER:

Atheist drops golfer’s sponsorship over fears
Ted Cruz, Glenn Beck could taint business

The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck


LAWSUIT DU JOUR:

Yuliana Avalos, Miami Bikini Model, Sues
Match.com For $1.5 Billion Over Stolen Photos

PERFECT FOR THE NUCLEAR FAMILY:

This House Has A Massive Door Going To The Basement.
When You See What’s Down There, You’ll Get It.


ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:

Doctor Who’s 50th anniversary episode breaks the Timelord’s
number one rule and re-writes history – and reminds us
why Matt Smith and David Tennant were so irritating

 

VIDEO DU JOUR

Brian Wilson, Frank Zappa & Graham Nash Go Inside Pop
Fascinating 1967 film lifts the lid on “the strange and compelling scene called ‘pop music’”.


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Is Toussaint L’Overture Packing Heat? Again?

Anyone who has studied the history of Haiti will know the name François-Dominique Toussaint L’Ouverture, sometimes known as the Black Napoleon. L’ouverture led the only successful slave revolt in the western world, back in 1791. Rather than go into the long and complex history of Haiti here, I suggest you visit the Toussaint Louverture Historical Society, and these other links, for a much fuller explanation of his life and the times he lived in than I can give here.

The City of Miami has seen fit to honour L’Ouverture with a stature in a rough little parkette at the corner of NW 62nd Street and N. Miami Avenue. The park is not very big, occupying an irregular wedge of land that would have been difficult to develop. However, the stature of Toussaint L’Ouverture is impressive. His pose is similar to the painting at left, showing L’Ouverture dressed in western refinery after the revolt. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to find out that sculptor James Mastin used the painting as a source for his larger-than-life sculpture. There are only so many images of L’Ouverture.

However, if one views the statue from one particular angle it looks as if L’Ouverture is holding a handgun, ready to go into battle all over again:

Optical illusion of Toussaint L’Ouverture packing heat.

While presumably accidental, it seems entirely appropriate that L’Ouverture appears to be holding a weapon. When news of the revolution in Haiti reached the shores of ‘Merka it had slave owners quaking in their boots. The news was kept from slaves, lest they get the idea that they could throw off the yoke of slavery and free themselves.

And, while L’Ouverture may have won the war, Haiti lost the battle. Eventually, the island was split in two, with Haiti occupying the western half and the Dominican Republic the eastern half. Forced reparations, international isolation, and years of ‘Merkin occupation explain why the western half of Hispaniola has languished to this very day.

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