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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 6, 2014

It’s Second Banana Day, a holiday just made up to commemorate Ed McMahon‘s 91st birthday. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

It’s time for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TPM Interview: Why Kentucky’s Attorney General Refuses To Defend His State’s Anti-Gay Law

SMALLER GOVERNMENT, UNLESS YOU’RE A WOMAN:

Arizona Advances Bill
For Surprise Inspections
Of Abortion Clinics

SMALLER GOVERNMENT, UNLESS YOU’RE THE CIA:

The CIA Allegedly Spied on a Senate Committee Investigating the CIA

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Dem State Rep: GOP Would Back Abortion if Black Men Impregnated Their Daughters

West Boca Raton man proudly flies KKK, confederate flags

KKK flags fly outside
2 mobile homes

FREE THE WEED!!!

The City You’d Least Expect Has
Just Decriminalized Marijuana

DEA Official: ‘Every Single Parent’ Opposes Marijuana Legalization

Ohio woman unknowingly
drove around with pot in her
spare tire since August 2013

FREE THE WEEDer!!!

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLIGARCHY:

Republicans Blow The Response
To Putin’s Aggression

GOP’s pathetic Putin
debacle: How their foreign
policy politicking backfired

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

THIS IS THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT:

The World’s First ‘Sexual
Home Appliance’ Will
Haunt Your Dreams

Teen Explains Why He Had
Sex With A Hot Pocket

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Jimmy Kimmel: Upsetting Rob Ford was not my intent
‘What were we supposed to talk about, his other hobbies?’ Jimmy Kimmel says

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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