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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 9, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to the late, great Johnny Ace. Though he died on Christmas Day in 1954, he knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now on to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

TODAY IN THE RAT RACE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

WAIT!!! WHAT???

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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