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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 28, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today’s birthday is celebrated by Ben R. King, singer with The Drifters. He’s seen more than his share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour is fortified with far more Fox “News” tomfoolery than usual because they were bigger idiots than usual:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

THE FAKE NEWS SHOWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


THE FAKE FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY AND DANA PERINO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Andrea Tantaros: “He Was One Of The Most
Divisive, Polarizing, Controversial, Most
Dangerous Men In America … He Ran The
DOJ Much Like The Black Panthers Would”

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NEIL CAVUTO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

New data suggest the poles could be reversing for the
first time in 780,000 years. Here’s how it affects you

IN OUTER SPACE:

A dramatic recent “discovery”
in physics is looking rather dodgy

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 12, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! It’s the birthday of Herbert Khaury, better know as Tiny Tim. He was particularly fond of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s tiptoe through today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Darrell Issa Started His IRS
Investigation Because Karl Rove
Was Denied Tax Exempt Status

GOP-ED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Not One Law Republicans Passed Has Helped America In Over Forty Years

VA GOP candidate: No incest
exception for abortion because
sometimes it’s ‘voluntary’

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Papyrus Mentioning Jesus’s Wife Is Likely Ancient and Not Fake, Scientists Say

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

Vacationing Family Pulled Over, Handcuffed At Gunpoint By Air Force Base Security

FREE THE WEED!!!

Science is indisputable: Marijuana is medicine

The World’s Most Eco-Friendly Car: It’s Made Entirely From HEMP

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED. HUMAN HISTORY EVEN MORE SO:

Oldest Cave Paintings May
Be Creations of Neandertals,
Not Modern Humans

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

This Is the End of Facebook as We Know It

Twitter Just Bought a Startup
That Could Remake the Service

JIM DE MINT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Jim DeMint’s History Lesson

Jim DeMint Wrestles With History And Fails

What Plantation Is Jim DeMint Living On?

Right-Wing History Redo: ‘It Was Faith, Not
the Federal Government that Ended Slavery’

STEPHEN COLBERT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Rush Limbaugh Blows a
Gasket and Claims Colbert
and CBS Have Declared
War on Conservatives

Will Colbert Use “The Late Show” To Save the World?

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly: Stephen Colbert
Is Destroying America

Stephen Colbert Explains Bill O’Reilly’s “Unified Theory Of Why Everything Is Going To Hell”
Colbert: O’Reilly Takes On “The Far Left’s Obsession
With Equality” With “Grievance Industry” Attacks

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

That ‘War on Fox’ Guy Is
Not Actually Running for
Congress as a Democrat

Fox Host Declares Bush
The Best At Dodging Shoes

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Targeting the Gun Lobby ► An Aunty Em Editorial

Ever since it became apparent in the aftermath of the Newtown Massacre that ‘Merka was fed up, and a consensus was developing to finally take some action on gun violence, Gun Nuts have been muttering, stuttering, and fluttering in the hopes of distracting the public conversation away from the human lives destroyed by guns. 

When President Obama sat down this week and signed several Executive
Orders that might save a few human lives here and there, the Gun Nuts
lost whatever was left of their collective minds. And, the Mainstream Media hasn’t helped. The ‘Merkin people have been led to believe that a Presidential Executive Order is an extraordinary thing. Yet, it isn’t at all. Why can’t we have nice things? Because “Sloppy Reporting Misleads the Public on Obama’s Executive Orders.”


Executive Orders are a president’s instructions to the staff at executive branch agencies, defining how they are to implement the laws that already exist. They are not laws themselves. No president can issue an Executive Order to take your guns, or your money, make new laws, or to do anything unconstitutional. And Obama is smart enough not to order actions that won’t survive legal challenges.

Executive Orders are constitutionally valid. The Constitution’s Article II, Section 1, Clause 1 – The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America – gives the president that ability. Each order’s preamble states his specific legal authority for the subject of the order. Every president has issued Executive Orders. Governors and mayors also issue Executive Orders to their staffs.

The orders are numbered consecutively. George Washington issued EO number 1. To date, President Obama has issued 146 Executive Orders, numbered 13489 through 13635. That’s an average of about 310 orders per president. President Franklin Roosevelt holds the record at 3,466, over more than three terms in office. Herbert Hoover – a Republican – is second with 1,011 in only one term. Ronald Reagan had 380 (two terms); George H.W. Bush 165 (one term); Bill Clinton 363 (two terms); and George W. Bush 290 (two terms).

However, to hear the Reich Wing’s version, the Socialist/Communist/Fascist Obama is coming for your guns, despite the fact that he isn’t really. It’s a sad commentary on our media that — ONCE AGAIN — it takes Jon Stewart and Steve Colbert to put all this talk about President Obama shredding the 2nd Amendment into the proper perspective.

First up, Jon Stewart puts the lie to that stupid Talking Point that Hitler could have been stopped in his tracks if those brave Jews in the ghetto had guns:

I wish armed Jews in the ghetto could stop Hitler.  But my feeling was, France couldn’t.  And I’m pretty sure they had guns.  Russia had kind of a lot of guns, and they couldn’t stop Hitler, until you factored in the wind chill.

It’s an awful lot to put on an oppressed minority, when it took the
free world 5 to 6 years of all-out total war to stop that motherfucker.
 So let’s stop arguing these “what ifs”.

 Stewart had a lot more to say. Watch:

Then Steve Colbert reminded us that “Like anybody setting up a new government, the Founders added a clause
that said, ‘If you don’t like what we’re doing, feel free to shoot us.’
” And, Colbert didn’t stop there, dedicating a whole segment of The WORD to remind us why the Founding Fathers had their shit together.

To get serious for a moment: It’s important that rational thinking people push back against all this Gun Nuttery™ and expose it for what it really is. The more people that believe The Big NRA Lie that President Obama is coming after your guns, the closer ‘Merka gets to an armed insurrection.

Do you honestly believe there’s not currently militia groups already training for “Second Amendment Remedies“? They’ve been fed 4 years of “Obama is not a legitimate president” who has been “frog-marching the nation into total enslavement.” [see: Fox “News” any day that ends in “Y”] With the latest message being “HE’S COMING FOR YOUR GUNS BY ROYAL FIAT!!!” I fear we are teetering on the brink of another Waco, or Ruby Ridge, or Oklahoma City, or worse.

I’ve already told Pops that if and when the gunfire seems to be coming closer to the condo, we are grabbing my Canadian citizenship and riding it as far as it can take us.

I wish I were kidding.

Stephen Colbert at the Time 100’s Most Influential Dinner

Time Magazine held its annual 100 Most Influential chicken dinner. As usual Stephen Colbert was the most influential, delivering some hard truthinesswith his bon mots.

“Of course, all of us should be honored to be listed on the TIME 100
alongside the two men who will be slugging it out in the fall: 
President Obama, and the man who would defeat him, David Koch.

Give it up everybody.  David Koch.

Little known fact — David, nice to see you again, sir.

Little known fact, David’s brother Charles Koch is actually even more
influential.  Charles pledged $40 million to defeat President Obama,
David only $20 million.  That’s kind of cheap, Dave.

Sure, he’s all for buying the elections, but when the bill for
democracy comes up, Dave’s always in the men’s room.  I’m sorry, I must
have left Wisconsin in my other coat.

I was particularly excited to meet David Koch earlier tonight because
I have a Super PAC, Colbert Super PAC, and I am — thank you, thank you
— and I am happy to announce Mr. Koch has pledged $5 million to my
Super PAC.  And the great thing is, thanks to federal election law,
there’s no way for you to ever know whether that’s a joke.

By the way, if David Koch likes his waiter tonight, he will be your next congressman.”