Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, May 9, 2014

Howdy, Headliners!!! It’s the birthday of Canadian Hank Snow, who introduced Elvis Presley to Colonel Tom Parker. If Hank Snow married June Carter, there’d be 6 inches of Snow in June. Buh duh boom! Let’s look at some of the headlines of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

GOP STANDS FOR “GET OUT, PLANNED PARENTHOOD”

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY???

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

BULLY CORNER:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Headlines Du Jour is a leisure-time activity of Not Now Silly, home of the
Steam-Powered Word-0-Matic, and your rest stop on the Information
Highway. Use our valuable bandwidth to post your news comments in
today’s open thread.

About Headly Westerfield

Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *