Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, April 28, 2014

Hello Headliners. Among those celebrating birthdays today is Ann Margret. She launched a few Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear herself.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

Pictured: Not Donald Sterling.

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN THE WORLD OF SPORTS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GOP STANDS FOR GOD’S OWN PARTY:

GOP STANDS FOR GIMME OUR PAYMENT!!!

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

DOUCHEBAG DU JOUR:

MICROSOFT IS NOT AN E.D. DIAGNOSIS:

SARAH PALIN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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