Not Now Silly has been publishing Headlines Du Jour since October 29th. The NNS news team has learned a few things in that time. The biggest problem? The headlines simply won’t wait. They’re ready when they’re ready and not a moment before. And worse yet, they’re only stale when they’ve gone stale and not a moment too soon. The dilemma? The line between the two is so narrow, that one can’t always tell the difference. Which is why Not Now Silly will hire only the most discerning and intelligent interns and then pay them nothing. So, let’s see which intern didn’t hold up their end and needs retooling.
SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
Federal judge declares Utah polygamy law unconstitutional
District court ruling finds key parts of Utah polygamy laws unconstitutional.
MAKE WAR, NOT PEACE:
A NEW FOX “NEWS” LIE IN THE NEWS:
MEGYN KELLY IN THE NEWS:
TRUE STORY: THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR “OLD”:
FLORIDUH’S NEXT SHOW TRIAL:
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:
Poverty nation: How America created a low-wage work swamp
For decades, both parties supplanted a push for higher
wages with well-intended public aid. The result: calamity