No sooner does Not Now Silly fire one set of interns over labour unrest, than this new cabal shows its true colours. Inexplicably, despite the letters of recommendation which is sole the reward of all unpaid interns, they’re now demanding the holidays off. They’re starting with Christmas, but before they’re done they’ll be wanting to take Bahá’u’lláh’s Birthday off. It has to stop somewhere. I am now interviewing interns. Apply within.
FREE THE WEED!!!
FREE THE VEGETABLE!!!
MUSICAL DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Rob Ford is Canada’s Newsmaker of the Year
Astronaut Chris Hadfield is distant No. 2
Good Grief and Great Tits
Dan Savage: Sitting Down to Read Sarah
Palin’s Christmas Book While I Bake
Christmas Cookies for My Family
IN FLORI-DUH NEWS:
I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:
IN THE COURTS:
VIDEO DU JOUR:
[NB: NSFW OR WHILE DRINKING COFFEE]
New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
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