Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 24, 2014

Hello Headliners. Not now Silly celebrates the birthday of Harry Houdini with a seance. Houdini was not only fond of magic tricks, he loved the Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear:

No more magic tricks. Here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:


What Judge Friedman learned about gay families from a lesbian law clerk

TODAY IN RELIGION:

THE “P” IN GOP STANDS FOR PERVERT:


This GOP Candidate For Governor
Is A Registered Sex Offender
With A Lengthy Criminal Past

FREE THE WEED!!!

Poll: 74 Percent of Floridians
Support Medical Marijuana

Marijuana industry finds unlikely
new allies in conservatives


ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

Twitter Turns 8: How To Fail In 140 Characters

◄ ◄ ABLOW JOB ► ►
Pull the plug on naked Twitter teens

◄ ◄ ABLOW JOB on NOT NOW SILLY ► ►
Today’s Ablow Job ► “Dogs Love Fox”

BECK CORNER:

Creationist Glenn Beck Calls Noah
Film Dangerous Disinformation

◄ ◄ From the Not Now Sill Archives ►►
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

No self-awareness whatsoever

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

A conversation with Bill O’Reilly

IN INNER SPACE:

New genetic research shows we have more in common with Neanderthals than we thought

IN OUTER SPACE:

Alien Moons Could Bake
Dry from Young Gas
Giants’ Hot Glow

Stanford: Big Bang tremors
may back physicist’s universe-birth theory

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Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.