Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 31, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Herb Albert, who was not only the leader of the Tijuana Brass, but also the “A” in A&M Records. It’s no secret: This guy’s in love with the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Today’s Headlines Du Jour, step this way:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Mozilla Finally Declares
Support for Marriage Equality

Banned for life: Why gay
men still can’t donate blood

Man Who Raised Money For
Organ Donation Dies, Is Rejected
As Donor Because He Was Gay

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBFUSCATE:

Newest ‘Obamacare Victim’ Is Actually An Anti-Healthcare GOP Operative (Video)

Students Walk out on Dick Cheney,
Calling Him ‘War Criminal’ (VIDEO)

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Plutocracy without end:
Why the 1 percent always
defeats the middle class

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

New Jersey Student Causes Controversy
After Hanging Confederate ‘Redneck’ Flag

WHEN CONDOMS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL WEAR CONDOMS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana goes mainstream
A business conference in Eugene focuses on a changing industry

Expect serious problems
with medical marijuana

Colorado man sues Idaho police over “license-plate profiling” in marijuana case

Study: No Link Between Marijuana
Legalization And Rise In Crime

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Fundamentalists Are Pretty Sure
Jesus Would Not Bake a Wedding
Cake for a Gay Couple

DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit: bankrupt city readies for divisive $450m Red Wings arena

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

Dolphins use sponges as nose
guards and it’s changing their genes

THE “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Rumor, gossip, nonsense: How
the news became a nightmare

The Tee Vee Newsroom Race to the Bottom

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

As ACA Signups Skyrocket Towards 7 Million Fox News Claims Obama Is Cooking the Books

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Watch Bill O’Reilly Explain
That Inequality Is Actually
GOOD For America! (Video)

Bill O’Reilly Amps Up His Race War Against Rep. Barbara Lee

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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