Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 5, 2014

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Okay, Hepcats, let’s get right to today’s Headines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OMFG:

Oregon Governor Candidate: Gay
Marriage ‘Just The Same As Murder’

5 Things Conservatives Lie Shamelessly About

FREE SPEECH IS NOT FREE:

GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

NRO Paints Black Students
As Criminals With Poor
Impulse Control

Judge grills Arizona sheriff’s
aide in racial profiling case

BULLY CORNER:

Bullying crackdown
passes Minnesota Senate

Controversial, hard-fought measure
requires stricter school policies

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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

THE YOUNGEST HACKER:

Five-Year-Old Boy Exposes Xbox Security Flaw

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

Man Who Mistook Body
For A Mannequin Fired

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

The Feds Are Closing In On
Chris Christie as Bridgegate Investigation Turns Criminal

BUSH WATCH:

George W. Bush Is a Far Better
Painter Than He Was a President.
Here’s His Portrait of Vladimir Putin.

Filmmaker Errol Morris: Donald Rumsfeld
proved Americans are gullible morons

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News Host Rips Mets’ Daniel
Murphy For Taking Paternity Leave

Charles Krauthammer: Anyone can
get out of individual mandate by
claiming hardship without explanation

VIDEO: The Junk Science Of Fox
News’ Favorite “Global Cooling” Myth

Fox News Attacks When Black Women Clap Back

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly: Fox News is
‘only place people can go right
now for fair and balanced news’

IN OUTER SPACE:

How Many Dimensions Does
the Universe Really Have?

“Cosmic” meltdown! Neil deGrasse
Tyson under siege from Christian right

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