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FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
SPEAKING OF JESUS:
Brutal offshore Christian reform school exposed in new documentary
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:
DIDJA FALL IN?
SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:
THE PLANET IS COMPLICATED:
CRACK MAYOR CORNER:
The mayor has admitted to drug use, and there’s
evidence of other troubling behaviour like
driving drunk. Is this a case for Children’s Aid?
evidence of other troubling behaviour like
driving drunk. Is this a case for Children’s Aid?
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