Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 14, 2013

Good morning, sleepyheads! As you were getting your shut-eye, the Not Now Silly news team spread out in the less- populated precincts of the innertubes, gathering only the most succulent headlines for your reading enjoyment. Let’s get right to it.

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

SPEAKING OF JESUS:

Brutal offshore Christian reform school exposed in new documentary

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

DIDJA FALL IN?

SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:

THE PLANET IS COMPLICATED:

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

The mayor has admitted to drug use, and there’s
evidence of other troubling behaviour like
driving drunk. Is this a case for Children’s Aid?

NEWS YOU CAN USE:

RELIGION CORNER:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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About Headly Westerfield

Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.

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