FREEING THE WEED Marijuana stores in Colorado have long lines but few problems Pot sales exceed $1 million on first day Tina Brown: Legal Weed Leaves America Unable to Compete with China Is It Legal To Smoke or Possess Marijuana in Lansing, Michigan? David Brooks Explains Why He Doesn’t Smoke Pot Anymore, Is Roundly Mocked Fugitive Ga. Banker Suspected In Marijuana Case In Fla. Miami’s 16th-Annual Medical Marijuana Benefit: “It’s Not Just About Smoking a Joint” Colorado’s marijuana foes and supporters worked for smooth launch Muting Marijuana’s High: Pot Without the Impairment OSU Point Guard Stevie Clark Facing Marijuana Charges

As the first weekend of the new year begins, the Not Now Silly robot drones have collected a vast array of headlines. However, they seem to have developed a particular fascination with stories about Colorado. Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:

The Supreme Court Joins The Right Wing Attempt to Replace the Constitution With the Bible

Bryan Fischer Rejects Constitution – Says Evolutionists Disqualified from Political Office

South Carolina Violates the Constitution With Plan For Mandatory Prayer In Public Schools

Fox News Regular Michael Scheuer Suggests Assassinating President Obama And David Cameron

14 Things We’ve Learned From News Corp.’s Phone Hacking Trial So Far

NYT Executive Editor Calls Fox News Accusation on Benghazi “Ridiculous”
War Reporters Push Back: Fox News Doesn’t Understand What Journalism Is

Fox News’ hack has a plan to fix the country

Reporter Chris Faraone Sues NYPD Over Occupy Wall Street Arrest

Ancient stone bridge revealed after Chinese lake dries up

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

North Carolina Deputy Orders Man With Camera Off “My County Property” Under Threat of Arrest

CNN Disgraces Journalism With Hit Piece That Tries to Get Melissa Harris-Perry Fired

Penis drawn on business card is key to Wyoming
legal battle over unemployment benefits

Man arrested for stealing brains in Indiana

CLIMBING THE CHRIS CHRISTIE CHAIN OF COMMAND:

‘It came from a
higher authority’

Kelly: Assemblyman says order for GWB traffic tie-up came from outside Port Authority

New Jersey neo-Nazi alleges discrimination after ninth child taken away

Dave Van Ronk’s Ex-Wife Takes Us Inside Inside Llewyn Davis

Geologists discover new quake fault line in Spokane

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:

‘Criminally insane’ Florida man found in van with 36 guns, 4,629 rounds of ammo

Donald Trump: Researchers trapped in Antarctic ice prove global warming is a sham
This “very expensive GLOBAL WARMING
bullsh*t has got to stop,” Trump tweeted