Good morning, sleepyheads. While you were getting your 40 winks, the Not Now Silly interns were out collecting today’s Headlines Du Jour. So, pour yourself a cup of java, sit down, and check out what you’ve been missing.
NOSTALGIA AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE:
The actual Maltese Falcon is for sale, so why not treat yourself?
LIARS CORNER:
Gov Scott Walker, Time Lord: Says he left college
for the birth of his son, 4 years before he was born
FREE THE WEED:
Denver Now Has More Marijuana Dispensaries Than It Does Starbucks
‘No explanation’ for federal raid on Denver-area pot dealers
► A song for anything and anything for a song ◄
Rob Ford police investigation: ‘Domestic assault’ call at Ford home sidetracked police sting
Mayor followed the August incident at his home with a three-day hotel stay near ‘crack central’ and a barbecue with the prime
minister.
WATCH: Late night hosts make more cracks about Rob Ford
RELIGION CORNER:
Evolution debate again engulfs Texas board
► JUMPING JOSAPHAT ◄
This week the steeple of St. Josaphat Catholic Church, at I-75 and East Canfield, was damaged by heavy winds and will have to
come down. Harry Arnold sends his drone-cam out to record iconic Detroit locations and gave us a bird’s eye view of the damage
to this beautiful structure.
CRAZY CORNER:
Glenn Beck Goes Off The Deep End and
Claims JFK Would Be a Tea Party Radical
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck
BULLY CORNER:
► Scratch a bully, find a bigger bully ◄
Iowa Parents Defend Kids’ Bullying Of Autistic
Student, Saying He Brought It On Himself
Does Fox “News” Support Johnny Dollar?
The latest news on what my cyber-bullies are up to.
With those psychopaths, it’s always something.
TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:
Florida Woman, Enraged When Duck Won’t
Eat Her Candy, Runs It Over With Car
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