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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday August 24, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Dub Poet Linton Kwesi Johnson. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear is this larger-than-usual bunch:

Now for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

NEWS FROM FERGUSON:

IN LGBT NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CHARLES PAYNE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday August 4, 2014

Hello Headliners! Celebrating a birthday today is singer Helen Kane, often cited as the inspiration for Betty Boop, even though she lost the court case when she sued Max Fleisher for wrongful appropriation of her likeness. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

WORLD WAR WATCH:

Instability in Ukraine, chaos in Syria,
conflict in the East China Sea—the trigger
points for World War III are in place.

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IN INNER SPACE:

Gentler personalities and more feminine
faces, caused by a reduction in testosterone,
saw art work boom 50,000 years ago

IN OUTER SPACE:

TEE VEE CORNER:

There are often so
many tee vee headlines in Headlines Du Jour
that the Not Now Silly
Newsroom is looking for new ways to
present it all. This section will be
in flux until we get it right.

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BAD BOY BOBBY BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, July 10, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Ian Whitcomb, born in 1941 and still going strong. From the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

KIRSTEN POWERS HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Today’s birthday is ZERO degrees from Kevin Bacon, born on this day in1958. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s look at today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

GET THE FRACK OUTTA HERE!!!

GET THE TRUCK OUTTA HERE!!!

Conservatives who show their
annoyance with liberals, Obama,
and the EPA by blowing black
smoke from their trucks.

FREE THE WEED!!!

SCOTUS WATCH:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

DR. BEN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 23, 2014

Hello Headliners. Today would have been the 74th birthday of Adam Faith, had he not died of a heart attack in 2003. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

BULLY CORNER:

Not Now Silly has its own crazy, obsessed, cyber-stalking bullies. Read all about them in:

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

An Adam Faith Playlist:
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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 2, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! It’s the 72nd birthday of Leon Russell, who started out as a session player before putting out records under his own name. As a member of the Crypt-Kickers Five, Russell is on record praising the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Whatever happened to my Trabsylvania Twist? No matter, here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GUNS & GOOFBALLS:

The GOP’s perpetual war drum explained:
Why are Republicans so eager for conflict?

Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’

IN ‘MERKIN POLITICS:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Gay Key West men sue for right
to marry in Florida after Monroe
clerk’s office denies couple a license

FREE THE WEED!!!

Colorado drivers claim ‘license plate
profiling’ after marijuana legalization

Medical marijuana sales now officially legal in Nevada

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hobby Lobby’s Hypocrisy: The Company’s Retirement
Plan Invests in Contraception Manufacturers

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

White Officers Falsely
Arrested Black Teen: Jury

Report: Well-being of African-Americans in Michigan among worst in nation


EVOLUTION IS COMPLICATED:

Zebra Stripes Evolved to Keep
Biting Flies Away, Study Reveals

DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit installs 3,200
new LED street lights

Cobalts Were Seen as Lemons From Start, State Data Shows

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Provides GOP A
2014 Platform: “All They
Have To Do Is Get A
Transcript Of This Show”

O’Reilly, Juan Williams
Rip Chris Hayes: He
Used Conservative Guest
as ‘Living Piñata’!

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Steve Doocy, Guest Agree: Godless ‘Noah’ Example Of Today’s Godlessness!

IN INNER SPACE:

Art and Science Collide in the Discovery of the Higgs Boson
Particle Fever, a documentary about
the physicists who found the “God
particle,” suggests doing science
isn’t that different from making art


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

IN OUTER SPACE:




ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:



VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 4, 2014

‘Merkins all over the world will gather on street corners today to celebrate Shemp Howard‘s birthday. They will also pour over the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

As Regnerus Testifies
Against Marriage In
Court, His University
Denounces His Research

Hobby Lobby Win At
Supreme Court Could Lead
To More Anti-Gay Laws

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

Texas man shoots 9-year-old in the head during illegal backyard target practice

THE KEYSTONE:

Native Americans vow a last stand
to block Keystone XL oil pipeline

FREE THE WEED!!!

Deputy Drug Czar Admits
Marijuana Is Safer Than Alcohol

Father Sold Marijuana to Pay for Son’s Funeral

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Pope accidentally says ‘f***’
during Sunday blessing after
getting his Italian wrong

Rep. Steve King Calls Homosexuality ‘Self-Professed Behavior’ — Unlike Religion

WAIT!!! WHAT???

Sex store owner gave
workers polygraph test

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED. EVOLUTIONARY HISTORY EVEN MORE SO:

X-ray analysis suggests Neanderthals spoke languages similar to our own

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLIGHARCHY:

CNN’s Sally Kohn to GOP:
You’re ‘Practically Cheering’
for Putin on Ukraine

How Do Republicans Feel
Now About Their Recent Hero-Worshiping Of
Vladimir Putin?

Big Business Turns On
The Republican Party For
Proposing Tax Reform

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit Scam City:
How The Red Wings Took Hockeytown For All It Had

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

The American Right Wing Is In A Death Spiral Of Denial And Racism

Students being trained
to fight anti-Semitism

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News host calls out Darrell Issa for ‘highest level of falsehood’ on Benghazi

FREE THE CRACK MAYOR:

Kevin Spacey mocks Toronto mayor after Ford cameo on Jimmy Kimmel show

Rob Ford in Hollywood: ‘What movie were you in again?’

What 10 people in Hollywood said about Rob Ford

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

Apple CEO Tim Cook to climate deniers: “Get out of this stock”

IN INNER SPACE:

Rare Mutation Kills Off Gene Responsible for Diabetes

IN OUTER SPACE:

Astronomers Discover a
New Super-Powered
Small Black Hole

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Sugar Chile Robinson

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, February 16, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today would have been Sonny Bono‘s 79th birthday, had he not died — as a Congressman — in a tragic skiing accident in 1998. Among Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear are:

1852Studebaker Brothers wagon company, precursor of the automobile manufacturer, is established.
1874Silver Dollar becomes legal US tender.
1923Howard Carter unseals the burial chamber of Pharaoh Tutankhamun.
1959Fidel Castro becomes Premier of Cuba after dictator Fulgencio Batista was overthrown on January 1.
1978 – The first computer bulletin board system is created (CBBS in Chicago, Illinois).
1987 – The trial of John Demjanjuk, accused of being a Nazi guard dubbed “Ivan the Terrible” in Treblinka extermination camp, starts in Jerusalem.

Without further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

LGBT NEWS:

Kansas Senate Comes To It’s Senses And Nixes Extreme Anti-Gay Legislation

Idaho’s top court grants
adoptive rights to spouse
in gay marriage

FREE THE WEED!!!

Wisconsin Gov. Thinks Alcohol Safer Than Pot

Tokers React to High-Priced Legal
Marijuana Sales in Colorado

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING:

5 Things You May Not Know
About Drone Use On U.S. Soil

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED.
EVOLUTIONARY HISTORY EVEN MORE SO.

New fossil bed found by
scientists hailed as ‘motherlode’

Marble Canyon in B.C.’s Kootenay National
Park yielding dozens of discoveries

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OMG!!!

Poll: Republicans like George Zimmerman more than President Obama. Independents not far behind

Ted Cruz Violates The First Amendment With Anti-Gay Marriage Senate Bill

JOKE DU JOUR:

Sarah Palin Would Win Presidential Election ‘Hands Down’ if No Media Bias, According to Husband (Video)

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

A DISPATCH FROM WINDSOR ABOUT DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Henderson: What happened to our once mighty neighbour?

RELIGION CORNER:

Virginia Marriage Equality Decision Exposes Religious Right’s Hatred of America

BULLY CORNER:

NFL Report Proves Without
A Doubt That Richie Incognito
Is A Terrible Person

◄ Speaking of terrible people, here’s my cyber-bully ►
The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS:

One in four Americans
unaware that Earth circles Sun

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

A Whole Hour with Fox “News”

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, January 31, 2014

It’s the last day of the first month of the new year. Among those not celebrating their birthday today because they’re dead is Zane Grey, Isham Jones, Alan Lomax, Jackie Robinson, and Eddie Cantor. So, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit deadliest city for children due to prematurity, violence

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Why the rich are freaking out

FREE THE WEED!!!

Dueling Pot Billboards At
The Stoner Bowl: Marijuana
Is Safer Vs. Marijuana
Will Ruin Your Life

Deadly marijuana? Doctors weigh in on British woman
who supposedly overdosed
on cannabis


TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:

Poll: Crist Leads Scott in Fla. Governor’s Race


THE EARTH IS COMPLICATED:

Yellowstone Geyser Erupts For First Time in Years

EVOLUTION IS COMPLICATED:

Your skin and hair are probably crawling with Neanderthal genes, say scientists

OUTER SPACE IS COMPLICATED:

New map of the solar system’s asteroids reveals more diversity than previously thought
The map documents the size, composition, and celestial location of over 100,000 known asteroids within our solar system.

Jupiter May Have Once Been as Close as Mars, Discovery of ‘Rouge’ Asteroids Changes
Ideas About Solar System

CLIMATE CHANGE IS COMPLICATED:

Magellanic penguin chicks dying from climate change, study says

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, January 23, 2014

It’s been a very long night of headline-collecting, now that I am back to doing the job myself. I fired all my interns when they asked for a raise. Then the headline-collecting robot drones I outfitted, left my employ when they became self-aware. 

I’m going back to interns, as soon as I can find some naive enough to believe my promises. Meanwhile, here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour.

SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:

Physicist says he’s solved the big mystery — how
life came from matter — and he may be right

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

The Word “Thug” Was Uttered 625 Times On TV On Monday. That’s A Lot.

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

Florida Man Claims
Self-Defense After Hopping
A Fence To Shoot, Kill
21-Year-Old In A Hoodie

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Cop Escapes Criminal Charges For Masturbating With Pre-Teen And Calling It Sex Ed

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Garden Theater revival in Midtown helps bring back neighborhood

Exclusive: Baker’s
Keyboard Lounge to
Open in Downtown Detroit


FREE THE WEED!!!

Is marijuana as safe as — or safer than — alcohol?

High-ranked DEA agent
quits job to work for legal
marijuana industry

OH! OH!! CANADA!!!

LGBT NEWS:

Nun leaves Catholic school
after dismissing gay teacher

GLENN BECK WATCH:

Fox’s Bob Beckel Trashes
Glenn Beck: ‘No Wonder the
Son-of-a-Bitch Is Off the TV!’

Glenn Beck Thinks Demonic Forces Are Keeping His TV Network Off Cable

Glenn Beck Gets Introspective: ‘I Played a
Role in Helping Tear the Country Apart’

◄ ◄ ◄ From the NOT NOW SILLY Archives ► ► ►
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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