It’s been a very long night of headline-collecting, now that I am back to doing the job myself. I fired all my interns when they asked for a raise. Then the headline-collecting robot drones I outfitted, left my employ when they became self-aware.
I’m going back to interns, as soon as I can find some naive enough to believe my promises. Meanwhile, here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour.
SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:
Physicist says he’s solved the big mystery — how
life came from matter — and he may be right
SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
The Word “Thug” Was Uttered 625 Times On TV On Monday. That’s A Lot.
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:
Florida Man Claims
Self-Defense After Hopping
A Fence To Shoot, Kill
21-Year-Old In A Hoodie
ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:
Cop Escapes Criminal Charges For Masturbating With Pre-Teen And Calling It Sex Ed
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Garden Theater revival in Midtown helps bring back neighborhood
Exclusive: Baker’s
Keyboard Lounge to
Open in Downtown Detroit
FREE THE WEED!!!
Is marijuana as safe as — or safer than — alcohol?
High-ranked DEA agent
quits job to work for legal
marijuana industry
OH! OH!! CANADA!!!
LGBT NEWS:
Nun leaves Catholic school
after dismissing gay teacher
GLENN BECK WATCH:
Fox’s Bob Beckel Trashes
Glenn Beck: ‘No Wonder the
Son-of-a-Bitch Is Off the TV!’
Glenn Beck Thinks Demonic Forces Are Keeping His TV Network Off Cable
Glenn Beck Gets Introspective: ‘I Played a
Role in Helping Tear the Country Apart’
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The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck
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