Set loose throughout the internet, the Not Now Silly interns have been collecting headlines nightly for the better part of two months now. They are provisioned with wicker baskets and told not to return until they’re full. It’s only then they are allowed any food and water. Which brings us to today’s Headlines Du Jour.
CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:
Judge says giant cross must be removed from San Diego mountain
HELLO, NSA? ARE YOU THERE? GOOGLE? HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?
Who’s Watching You Watch Porn?
Privacy experts warn that advertisers, even the
NSA, could be following your visits to adult sites.
I GOTCHER MEGYN KELLY CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:
Operation White Christmas targets white
supremacist gangs, authorities say
FREE THE WEED:
Uruguay’s Prez Rips Into U.N. Official Over Marijuana Law: ‘Stop Lying’
MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Federal Judge Describes, Then Supports Plot to Rob Detroit Pensioners
Red Wings arena deal with Ilitch family wins approval from Detroit downtown authority
SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:
Previously unknown DNA code could help humanity defy aging and death
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
Hannity, Atheist Go Head-to-Head
in Heated Battle Over the War to
End All Wars on Christmas™
Bolling Battles Atheist over Christmas
Display: ‘Wow, How Mean Can You Be?’
Andrew Sullivan Calls Fox ‘One of the
Most Powerful Forces Against Christianity’
NO-LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY BACK IN THE NEWS:
What Megyn Kelly Did — And Didn’t — Learn
From The Reaction To Her White Santa Segment
Megyn Kelly Defends White Santa “Jest”: “Fox News,
And Yours Truly, Are Big Targets For Many People”
Megyn Kelly Is A Small Slender Liar!!!
Megyn Kelly Defends Her Santa Comments,
Attacks Critics For ‘Race Baiting’
Megyn Kelly doubles down on ‘white Santa’: I did it for the kids
FROM OUTER SPACE:
Warning: the universe could be about ready to collapse on us
A Rare Glimpse of the Moon Orbiting the Earth From Afar
China safely soft-lands rover on the moon
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