It’s the beginning of the first full week of the new year. I’ve yet to hear back from The O’Jays, but that fight’s so new the ink hasn’t dried on my rant yet. If I don’t hear back from them soon, I’ll be sending the robot drones after them. No matter. Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.
BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:
marijuana soars in Colorado
MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I GOT HERE. HONEST!!!
The Year We Broke the Internet
An explanation. An apology. A plea.
SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
EDJUMAKATING THE MASSES:
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