Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, June 1, 2014

Welcome back, Headliners! Our birthday boy today is Frank Morgan, who played the title role in The Wizard of Oz. AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!! Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

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OH! OH!! CANADA!!!

GOP STANDS FOR “GRIFTERS OUR PROBLEMS”

Why the Republican Party attracts provocateurs, faux martyrs, and grifters in droves.

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

IN LGBT NEWS:


TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!


IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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