On this very special day the entire Not Now Silly News Team is grateful for all the headlines out there and for all our readers in here. We couldn’t — wouldn’t — do it without you. Here’s is today’s exciting holiday edition of Headlines Du Jour.
SO THANKFUL WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
Residents shocked that DeKalb County,
Georgia, juror form lists ‘slave’ as occupation
Manitoba restaurant owner says she’s closing because of racism
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Stephen Henderson: Rally around Kevyn Orr to hold off Detroit’s financial buzzards
Tom Walsh: Warren Buffett gets it – Detroit is still alive and kicking
AND IN WORLD NEWS:
Israel heads for a terrifying split
FREE THE WEED:
Members Of Congress To California U.S.
Attorney: Back Off Marijuana Prosecutions
MANNA FROM HEAVEN:
Pot Falls From the Sky in San Diego
SPEAKING OF RELIGION:
The Unfair Tax Exemption for Politically Active Churches Must End
No, Obama Is Not Closing The Vatican Embassy
VOTER RESTRICTION NEWS:
Some Florida Election Supervisors Stunned By New Voter Restrictions
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
Fox Business host Stuart Varney lectures Pope Francis about capitalism and religion
Greta Van Susteren Hypes Phony Postal Service War On Christmas
Fox Nation vs. Reality: The U.S. Closes Imaginary Vatican City Embassy
10 Headlines Fox News Might Have Written Had
They Existed During Key Points in U.S. History
CRACK CORNER:
Rob Ford investigation: Judge orders release of censored parts of police document
Remaining blacked-out information about the mayor and his associates could be made public Dec. 6, under a ruling by Superior Court Justice Ian Nordheimer.
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