Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 11, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the birthday of Richard Berry, who wrote one of the most important songs — and depending on who you believe: the dirtiest song — in all of Rock and Roll. Let’s start with the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Said, me gotta go . . . right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OUTRAGEOUS:

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

WATERGATE WATCH:

Did Roger Ailes Dupe James
Rosen, Or Did Rosen Dupe ‘Merka?

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

BULLY CORNER:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED ‘IM!

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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