Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, April 17, 2014

Hello Headliners. Let’s all sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Bobby Curtola, one of Canada’s first teen idols. He was a Headline Du Jour of yesteryear, but is still going strong. Also on this day:

Without any further delay, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

WHEN ORAL SEX IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE ORAL SEX:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

MODERN LIFE IS COMPLICATED:

TODAY IN CAPITALISM:

FREE THE WEED!!!

A Hamilton homeowner wanted
$45,000 for 11 medical marijuana plants
stolen from his yard. Insurance paid only
$11,000. The dispute went to court.

FOX NATION IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The Fox News host can’t understand how the college
basketball coach handles (certain) kids these day

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TODDLES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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