Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, July 9, 2015

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Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

HACK ATTACKS:

OUR FUTURE ROBOT OVERLORDS:

IN INNER SPACE:

For the first time, filmmakers capture
plankton feasting on polystyrene.

IN OUTER SPACE:

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