Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, May 15, 2014

Hello there, Headliners!!! Today’s birthday boy is Abraham Zapruder, who shot the most famous movie ever made, one that launched its own Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear. Here are some more:

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IN LGBT NEWS:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PRIORITIES”

CIRCLE THE DATE:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX NATION IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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