Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Today’s birthday boy is Edward Kennedy “Duke” Ellington. Here are some of the other events of yesteryear:

Now, let’s take a look at today’s Headlines Du Jour:

G.O.P. STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PLAN”

LGBT NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

IN ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

DONALD TRUMP IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FUCKER TUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS FOR THE FIRST TIME:

IN INNER SPACE:

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