When the Not Now Silly interns began agitating for Christmas off, I decided to grant their request. I fired the whole lot of them. However, I ain’t going out into the innertubes and getting my hands dirty. That’s why I have purchased the very latest technology in headline collection, specially designed drone robots. Today’s Headlines Du Jour are the very first to be picked by the new bots. Not only do they work cheap, but they won’t demand time off.
IN LGBT NEWS:
Judge Smacks Down Utah’s Request for Stay
as Hundreds of Gay Couples Get Married
Federal judge’s ruling rejects
Ohio gay marriage ban
Mike Huckabee Defends Phil Robertson With a
Paranoid Rant Against Militant Homosexuals
City Of Miami Closes Two More Parks For Potential Contamination
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A Century of Coconut Grove Racism ► Soilgate Is Trolleygate Writ Large
THE RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE:
Democrats Need To Rally Around the Issue of Income Inequality in America
THE COLOUR LINE IS THE POVERTY LINE IS THE POWER LINE:
Miami’s Staggering Inequality Explained in One Map
Reservoir found under Greenland’s snow. What it means for shrinking glaciers.
The water in the huge reservoir remains liquid year-round, and researchers say it could help them estimate how Greenland’s rapidly melting ice sheet will respond to global warming.
RELIGION CORNER:
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Tea Party Darling Rand Paul Insists He’s Sincere About Helping Detroit
UP AGAINST THE WALMART!!!
Walmart Gets Busted Forcing Employees to
Make Political Contributions to Republicans
eBay removes anti-Zimmerman artwork the
same day Zimmerman’s painting sells for $100k
I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:
Whips, cloaks and parchment: the
festive presents of ancient Rome
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