It’s Tuesday. Tuesday is no different than Monday — or any other day of the week — because every day my robot drones and I bring you the news you didn’t even know you needed.
That’s right!!! It’s time for today’s Headlines Du Jour.
AN AUTHORITY ON PORTS:
THE SORRY STATE OF JOURNALISM TODAY:
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ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
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