Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, May 1, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Today’s birthday is celebrated by Little Walter, considered one of the greatest harmonica players of all time. While I try to keep the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear to less than 10, this is a big day in history:

Enough delay, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR “GIMME OUR PAYMENTS!”   

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

$COTU$ WATCH:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IN LGBT NEWS:

WHEN CAPITALISM IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL ENGAGE IN CAPITALISM:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

CAN YOU DIG IT?

SARAH PALIN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ALLEN WEST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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