Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, December 4, 2013

As the world slept peacefully, the Not Now Silly news team was reconnoitering the internet looking for the freshest, most succulent Headlines Du Jour. When they returned they were given a treat and locked back in their cages until tomorrow. Let’s get right to it! 

IN HEALTH CARE NEWS:

Consumer Reports Changes Verdict on Obamacare Website, Tells MSNBC: ‘It’s Time’

California takes down 10
fake Obamacare websites

Report: Obamacare To Cost ‘Billions Of
Dollars Less Than Originally Projected’

PARTY OVER COUNTRY!!!
Erick Erickson On Obamacare: ‘We Must Deny
Them The Opportunity To Fix The Law Itself’

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

Gun Lovers Are Attacking
Newtown Activists With
Violent, Misogynistic Messages

LGBT NEWS:

President Of Israel Now
Supports Same-Sex Marriage

Watch This Teen Destroy Every
Argument Against Gay Marriage in
His Stunning Bar Mitzvah Speech!

IN OTHER EQUALITY NEWS:

Archie Comics CEO claims she can’t be guilty of gender discrimination against employees because ‘white males’ aren’t a protected class

RELIGION CORNER:

Rush Limbaugh Knows Nothing About Christianity

THE OPENING SKIRMISH IN THE YEARLY FOX “NEWS” PHONY WAR ON CHRISTMAS:

General Bill O’Reilly Declares the Official Start of the War on the War on Christmas™

Bill O’Reilly: Just ‘Upholding
A Nice Tradition’ With
His War On Christmas

Bill O’Reilly Enlists Virulently Anti-Gay Group In War On Christmas

Jon Stewart Takes Down Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly,
and the Fox News-Fueled War on Christmas™

MORE FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Megyn Kelly’s Hypocrisy: Rush Limbaugh Vs.
Martin Bashir, Sandra Fluke Vs. Sarah Palin

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Washington D.C. cop accused of taking nude photos of 15-year-old girl

THE BECKSTER:

Glenn Beck Bashes ‘Progressive Republicans,’
Laments the End of America on Hannity

The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

IN OUTER SPACE:

Update: Comet ISON dead at 4.5 billion years old

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