Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Howdy, Headliners. It’s the 183rd day of the year — with just 182 left — which means 2014 is now more than half over. Celebrating a birthday today is Ken Curtis, who played Festus Haggen on Gunsmoke, but was one of The Sons of the Pioneers. Let’s look at some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GETOUTTAHERE!

IN LGBT NEWS:

The history of straightness is much shorter
than you’d think. An expert explains its origins

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.

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