Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, May 5, 2014

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Without any further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PRIORITIES!”

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

How the GOP’s old guard, led by Mitch McConnell,
is working to stifle Tea Party challenges in states
like North Carolina, Mississippi, and Kentucky

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!


ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

FOX “NEWS”” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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